February 2012
Off to the open mic night
Hope i do a good performance :P
Also the free beer is good too :)
Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
thelocalpaedo:
The guy in front of me was a man. He bought 8 cans of Guinness, 2 packs of bacon and buns.
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psychology2010:
A nurse has recorded the most common regrets of the dying, and among the top ones is ‘I wish I hadn’t worked so hard’. What would your biggest regret be if this was your last day of life?
A palliative nurse has recorded the top five regrets of the dying. Photograph: Montgomery…
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It's annoying cause there won't ever be a rapper...
I’ll never hear anything better than what already is :/
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Excite Me
✞ Your religious Views?
✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
✿ Relationship with your father?
❀ Relationship with your mother?
✩ Who is your most loved person?
♛ Have you ever been bullied?
☂ What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
♞ What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
✖ Had your heart broken?
☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
☁ Who do you miss the most?
☠ Have you ever attempted suicide?
✌ Share a secret?
